Wall Street Is About To Rename The Bonus

07/31/2009 • The Business Insider

Andrew Cuomo has once again turned the bright glare on Wall Street bonuses, giving everyone a fresh chance to jeer and offer their ideas about how compensation will be reformed. But the obsession with bonuses is a big distraction whichever side you're on. If there's something to be enraged about, it's not the bonuses, it's the profits in the banking sector. Because shareholders of companies like JPMorgan (JPM) and Goldman Sachs (GS) are perfectly happy fattening up their big earners.

1 Comments in Response to Wall Street Is About To Rename The Bonus

Comment by foundZero

Entered on: 7/31/2009 3:29:39 PM

Hmmm...not that bad an idea. Maybe they should call them "pooch screwers" or even "my cock sucked". That's good so then they can all say "I can't wait to get my cock sucked" or "I'm getting my cock sucked double this year".

And that would make the people giving out the bonuses the cock suckers they are.

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