ON AIR NOW
Click to Play
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Secret Service Warns Trump Citing the "massive security failures that nearly resulted in former President Trump's assassination in Butler, Pennsylvania" and "the recent sudden resignation of Director Kimberly Cheatle," Acting Secret Service Direct
Abrain is meant for everyday use. Do not try Abrain if you're allergic to Abrain. For more information, visit tryabrain.com.
Many of our videos are comedic & satirical & not intended to cultivate antisocial or unlawful behavior. But some are not.
Kamala is your new presidential nominee! Here's why she will make a great president...
U.S. - After the announcement broke that President Biden would no longer seek re-election, aides have struggled to figure out how exactly to break the news to President Biden.
Don't Trust Secret Service - Don Jr. Praises Idea!. "Go to the hood. Go get you about 30 to 40, maybe 50 of them ghetto ass motherf**kers...because as paranoid as the cats in the hood are, that dude would have never got up on that roof. I promise y
The Secret Service During The Assassination Attempt
Funny short video clip illustrates this point
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Chronicle of "a Fundamental Security Failure" At 6:11 on Saturday, July 13 former President Donald Trump narrowly escaped assassination while giving a campaign speech in Butler, Pennsylvania. This near murder of the Republican nominee for presiden
"you missed me"
CNN Gets Trolled at the RNC by a guy in a hilarious T-shirt - Live On the Air - So Does Cenk Uygur, and Kevin McCarthy!
Pastor James Roemke does his best impression of Donald Trump before delivering the benediction to close out night one of the RNC:"You're gonna be so blessed, you're gonna be tired of being blessed. I guarantee it. Believe me."
The mood on Capitol Hill was somber today, as congressional leaders joined Democrats across the nation in ordering flags to be flown at half-staff as former President Donald Trump was tragically not killed in an assassination attempt over the weekend
Former President has been indicted by a federal judge in Pennsylvania for inciting an assassination attempt that nearly killed him.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Dems Denounce SAVE Act This week, the House of Representatives passed the Safeguard American Voter Eligibility (SAVE) Act by a vote of 221 to 198. This Act requires proof of citizenship to vote in federal elections. All but five Democrats voted ag
How to deal with BBC propagandists trying to provoke you: get up and leave!
"… [W]e're done accommodating you lunatics. it's time for actual adults to return to the room and supplant the squalling squalor you have inflicted upon us, our economies, our cultures, and our institutions." -- El Gato Malo on Substack
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
Supreme Court Decision on Presidential Immunity This week the US Supreme Court decided that presidents have immunity from prosecution for actions within the scope of their constitutional authority. Some Democrats found fault with this decision.
