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Planned Parenthood Explains Policy Toward Pregnant Employees A New York Times story describing the organization's discrimination toward pregnant employees was dismissed by Planned Parenthood's management. Newly appointed president Leana Wen explai

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Comey Defends Actions Against Trump Fired FBI Director James Comey followed up his amnesiac performance in his testimony before House Judiciary and Oversight committees with a bit of self-congratulatory boasting about his cleverness. "While I

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Ocasio-Cortez Vows to Get Revenge on Trump Jr. Newly elected Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-MY) vowed to "mete out sweet revenge" in response to Donald Trump Jr. sharing a meme predicting that if her socialist views are implemented Americans

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CNN Cites "Oppression" of Caravan as "Impeachable Offense" According to CNN's Jim Acosta, the revelation that persons in the United States illegally are entitled to more than $40,000 a year in federal benefits "casts a sinister light on

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Clinton Calls for Tough Talk on Immigration This past week, former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton warned European politicians that "the lack of tough-sounding rhetoric regarding immigrants and refugees has paved the way for right-wing pop

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Dems in Georgia Weigh Election "Do Over" After all the post-election massaging of ballots failed to produce a victory for Democratic gubernatorial candidate Stacy Abrams, the Party was considering demanding that the courts order a "do over.

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Broward County Official Defends Violating Law In the wake of closely contested races for Senator and Governor, Broward County Elections Supervisor Brenda Snipes sought to defend violating state election laws. Under state law each county is require

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"Experts" Say GOP Ad Featuring Cop Killer Unfair The unveiling of a new GOP TV ad featuring Luis Bracamontes, an illegal immigrant who was convicted of killing two California deputies in 2014, was declared "unfair" by what the media descri

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A Few "Not Crazy Democrats" Appeal to Voters With polls showing a close race with her Republican challenger Josh Hawley, Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-Mo) launched a campaign ad aimed at persuading voters that she is "not one of those crazy Democ

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Hillary Mulling Another Run for Office Former Clinton aide Philippe Reines says the twice unsuccessful presidential candidate is "seriously considering running against Trump in 2020. On the one hand, she's really disappointed in how voters treat

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Dems Vow Incivility Until They Are Returned to Power This week twice-failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton urged the Democratic mob to continue their efforts to intimidate and harass the Party's opponents "until Democrats are restored to

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Dem Senators Reject Results of Investigation They Demanded After reaching an agreement with Sen. Jeff Flake (R-Az) to a one-week FBI effort to corroborate the testimony of Dr. Christine Blasey Ford alleging that somewhere at some time during her t

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Dems Warn GOP on Kavanaugh Confirmation This week, Brian Fallon, former press secretary on Hillary Clinton's 2016 presidential campaign, warned Republicans not to confirm Judge Brett Kavanaugh to the US Supreme Court, saying "they will pay dea

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Rosenstein Blasts Times' "Smear" This week, a New York Times story about a scheme in which Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein would wear a "wire" to secretly record President Trump and recruit cabinet members to activate Trump's remova

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Trump Worse than bin Laden This week, MSNBC's Joe Scarborough asserted that "President Trump is a far graver threat to America than the 9/11 attacks. The terrorists only killed a few thousand people, but Trump has poisoned the minds of tens of

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Abortion the Great Equalizer Former president of Planned Parenthood Gloria Feldt told a Cornell University audience that "abortion gives women an equal seat at life's table. Putting all of the burden of child-bearing and birthing on women viol

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Candidate Calls for Free Health Care for Illegals Former San Francisco Mayor and current Democratic candidate for governor of California Gavin Newsome has pledged to make health care free for all illegal immigrants if he wins in November. "When

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"No Crime Required for Impeachment" Dem Says This week's "plea bargain" in which former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen confessed to the non-crime of paying "hush money" to two women alleging trysts with Donald Trump more than ten years ago

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Senator Introduces "Accountable Capitalism Act" Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass) is sponsoring legislation that would negate the control of corporate shareholders and transfer authority to government. Her bill--the "Accountable Capitalism Act

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NY Times Hires Racist Editorial Writer The New York Times announced it is adding Sarah Jeong to its editorial board. Ms. Jeong is noted for her anti-white animus that has been expressed in tweets like "how much joy I get out of being cruel to ol

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There is no need for you to read history, political science, sociology or philosophy to understand why democracies fail. All you need is to understand the intelligence of your fellow voters. And for that, all you need is to read some sample headlin

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Senator Depressed Over Second Quarter GDP Numbers The announcement that the US economy grew by 4.1% for the recently completed quarter sent Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) into a fit of nearly suicidal depression. "If this keeps up it will reverse all t

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