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Shut Down Order Assailed Pennsylvania Gov. Tom Wolf's order directing all but "life-sustaining" businesses to shut down has spurred objections from several sectors. The law firm of Costopoulos, Foster & Fields asked the Pennsylvania Supreme

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At four am we were up, towing out what's now known as "The Dock" in Bali for this concept shoot..."The dock's been scary," said Ozzie Wright. "At one stage I just came up, got my board and saw it coming right at me. I like the chaos of it

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Zero Hedge - Tyler Durden

The coronavirus panic has resulted in hordes of people running after toilet paper. Such actions are the flip side of running with the bulls, except that I suspect those who run with the bulls have some sense of why they do it. I

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Ayatollah Says It's Okay to Accept Vaccine from Israel Reports that Israel may soon produce a vaccine for the coronavirus prompted Iran's Grand Ayatollah Naser Makarem Shirazi to say "it's okay for Muslims to accept it." The revered cleric cit

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Bill Clinton Touts Sex for Anxiety Relief Former President Bill Clinton is aggrieved that "I was persecuted for trying to ease my anxieties with sexual healing. Throughout history, powerful men have been allowed to consort with concubines or mis

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Biden Touts His Ukraine Expertise Investigators in Ukraine have announced a probe of former U.S. Vice President Joe Biden. The issue is whether he illegally pressured the government to fire Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin in 2016. Biden immedi

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Bloomberg Calls Current Election Rules "Inefficient" Democratic presidential contender and former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg lamented that "the $400 million I've had to spend on my campaign shows how inefficient the process is. No

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Rift Between Sanders & AOC Democratic presidential contender Sen. Bernie Sander's campaign manager Faiz Shakir is reportedly peeved over Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's neglect to sufficiently mention Sanders' name as she was campaigning on his be

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Employment Growth Rankles Sanders The latest employment report for the US economy has Democratic presidential contender Sen. Bernie Sanders (Vt) warning voters about "Trump's insidious plan to coerce the working class into actually working for a

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Sanders Says Capitalism Destroys Social Bonds Candidate for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination Sen. Bernie Sanders (Vt) took direct aim at the prosperity message of the Trump reelection campaign in his bid to become the nation's next lead

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NJ Gov Announces Road Closure New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy (D) announced that the main route to the Jan 28 Trump rally site in Wildwood will be closed "so work can be done to repair the roadway. I realize that the deplorables who need their regul

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Omar Warns Against Religious Fanatics Imposing Beliefs on Others In a speech at the US House of Representatives, Ilhan Omar (D-Minn) railed against "religious fundamentalists who are trying to manipulate State laws in order to impose their belie

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Congresswoman Demands End to Mockery Rep. Frederica Wilson (D-Fla) is demanding that persons who mock members of Congress be prosecuted. "The Constitution says that members of Congress shall not be questioned in any other place," Wilson assert

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Trump Judicial Nominees More Qualified An analysis of the individuals nominated for appellate court positions by the last two US presidents reveals that those selected by Trump had better qualifications than those selected by Obama. A marker for t

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Va AG Says 2nd Amendment Sanctuaries Illegal In a bid to intimidate the 100+ local governments that have declared their jurisdictions sanctuaries for the Second Amendment right to bear arms, Virginia Attorney General Mark Herring issued an advisor

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Nadler Says Elections "Unreliable" House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerry Nadler (D-NY) rejected arguments that we should allow the upcoming 2020 election to decide who will be president. "Elections are unreliable," Nadler said. "We al

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Nadler Says Elections "Unreliable" House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerry Nadler (D-NY) rejected arguments that we should allow the upcoming 2020 election to decide who will be president. "Elections are unreliable," Nadler said. "We al

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Pelosi Compares Clinton and Trump Impeachments House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif) contrasted "the unwarranted impeachment of President Clinton" with "the need to remove the most dangerous man to ever hold the office. Granted, Clinton behav

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