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Biden "May or May Not" Force Shots President Biden announced that he "may or may not" force everyone to get vaccinated for COVID. Calling it "one of the tough decisions a great president has to make," Biden says he is "weighing the individual's na

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In this breaking news update you'll find out about the latest ridiculousness from around the world! Everything from BLM, LeBron James, Caitlyn Jenner, Gavin Newsom, the White House, and the border crisis. The worlds on fire and things have never be

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Biden Admin Rejects "Protect Life Rule" The Biden Administration Department of Health and Human Services announced it will reverse the Trump Administration's "Protect Life" rule for receiving federal family planning aid, calling it "not

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See what people are like who take brunch too seriously. Brunch Finatticz love to revolve their life around the fourth meal of the day. Brunch is the most pretentious meal in existence, find out all about it!

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In this video you'll learn why major-league baseball moved the All-Star game from Georgia to Colorado. You'll understand why the Georgia voting law forced this virtue signaling decision with incredible genius behind it. Luckily there's no hypoc

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Senator Calls Defense of Economic Freedom "Craven Political Stunt" Self-proclaimed Vietnam War hero Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) called Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis' demand that the CDC lift its ban on cruise ships "a craven political stunt.

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In this video you'll see what happens when you pitch in angel investor dumb ideas shark tank style. Being an entrepreneur, it ain't easy raising capital for your new product or brand.

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Dems, CEOs Oppose Voter Integrity Laws Democrats and the CEOs of several prominent corporations slammed legislatures for passing reforms of state election procedures. Georgia's 2020 election procedures created significant ambiguities and inconsist

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Filibuster a "Tool of Racists" This week, Presidential Press secretary Jen Psaki argued for the elimination of the Senate Filibuster, calling it a "tool of racists. Throughout American history the Senate filibuster has been repeatedly used t

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Biden Fall Blamed on "Climate Change" This week President Biden fell three times on the stairs leading up to Air Force One (AF1). White House deputy press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre blamed "climate change. Scientists have been warning that

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The woke mob once you! In this recruitment video you'll see all the perks and wife enhancing benefits of serving your country by joining the work mob. Radical left culture needs your service. Join the woke mob today!

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Biden May Allow "Small July 4th Gatherings" In his first prime time address to the nation President Joe Biden boosted American morale by promising "we may be able to allow small July 4th gatherings, but only if everyone behaves between now a

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Swalwell Files Billion-Dollar Lawsuit Alleging "severe psychological trauma and irreparable damage," Rep. Eric Swalwell (D-Calif) is suing former President Donald Trump, Donald Trump Jr., former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, and Rep. Mo B

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