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• World Net DailyIt took awhile, but the final numbers are in from the inauguration.
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It took awhile, but the final numbers are in from the inauguration.
Now all the heavies are involved. The lines are drawn. Our forces are mobilized and resolute. Can this and a dollar get us a cup of coffee?
Ron Paul's insane cameo in the upcoming Bruno movie.
It seems that almost overnight, we've gone from bake-sales and conventions to being full-blown terrorists. As usual, some of us leaders of the movement are ahead of the game and we'll give you some tips!
[warning: lots of f-bombs] Definitely a TV commercial that will make you think 'so true.'
Pondering supply and demand economics from a second-hand perspective.
Chuck Norris on Glenn Beck (Fox News)
How an 8 foot alien was spotted on CCTV cameras prompting 3 police cars to respond to the scene in Bournemouth, UK. James Sanger,music producer of Keene tells the story.
This story is offensive on several levels. But this short tale helps make a point.
'Cause you need a break.
New Jimmy Buffett song about the current times
Pretty much sums it up in 48 seconds.
They could be coming to your house, anywhere in Amerika. If that 1040 form arrives in the mail, don't forget to mail it back for your chance at receiving The Taxpayer's Prize!!!! Celebrity Barak Obama official spokesman paid endorsement.<
"I am pleased that Bill Clinton has agreed to come out of retirement to head up this crucial post in my administration," said Obama.
Fox's Glenn Beck recently asked viewers to look in his eyes to see the truth. Comedy Central's Stephen Colbert treated his audience to a view of an anal scope so they could see a different kind of truth.
This clip shows how much Archie knew 30 years ago. He mentions International Bankers and how the Communists took control by utilizing gun control. He also talks about preventing hijackings like 911.
Acknowledging its embarrassment over worldwide outbreaks of violent, uncontrolled regurgitation, the Japanese government apologized to the millions of viewers who have been sickened over the past 3 decades by the revolting depravity of the nation
What is a Bored Cleanup Crew at a closed bar to do to get some brew?
"Apparently," said Constantine, addressing reporters at Justice Department headquarters, "contrary to the DEA's long-standing conviction, drug use may not be limited solely to the domain of losers. It appears that some successful A
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The earth has stopped spinning, and according to leading scholars, the earth is coming to an end tuit-suite. Believe it or not the New York Yankees have lost the World Series AGAIN in the year of our lord 2003.
...that Ted Kefalinos, proprietor of Lafayette French Pastry, asked her, "Would you like some drunken Negro heads to go with your coffee? They're in honor of our new president."
This is the ADDCO portable sign. Today, you see what is on the inside, and how they are programmed to display important information. If you are in charge of programming one of these, the default password is "DOTS".
Apparently concealed in the language of "change we can believe in" were the promises to stop war, make the old young again, return the dead to the living and lower the price of bread.
Just amazing!
The Daily Squib has uncovered secret photographs from the 1970's when Obama was a P-Funk master and disco dancer extraordinaire frequenting clubs like Studio 54 and The Loft.
Even Liberty needs a break sometimes. LOL
Read LetterI received this in an e-mail this morning, and I just HAD to share it with you.