Vaccine Induced Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV),  or Monkeypox? 

Billy Wanka's miracle elixir, or young, healthy and fit people dying for no apparent reason whatsoever? 

It's a SADS, SADS situation. 

And, talking of fowl play… Why did the chicken cross the road? 

Well, if you ask the dean of Brown Medical School, you could pick from the following answers: 

In which constellation did this crossing occur? 

Was the chicken crying? 

Are you assuming it's a chicken because of the identity assigned to it at birth? 

I really don't care if they/them are pink, purple, or an alien squid baby that bats for Uranus.

BUTT! 

I care very much if you force your choices on those who don't want to be saddled with them… 

Or children. 

Taking your toddler to a drag show and encouraging him to put a dollar bill down a half-naked half-man's panties… is on par with handing over your kid to a manic, giggling pregnant man in a top hat in return for a lifetime's supply of chocolate.