The answer, of course, is only when everyone has been vaccinated for the Wuhan coronavirus (Covid-19). Until then, Fauci wants you to stay home, wear a mask and eagerly await his next installment of genius wisdom.

According to Fauci, it is "very likely" that two vaccinated family members can safely hug one another, but only if they both wear a mask to make the interaction as creepy and non-human as possible.

Once a person gets stabbed with a Chinese virus needle, the things that he or she can do become "much, much more liberal in the sense of pulling back on stringent public health measures."