By Media Monkey

Do you know what's coming on April 8? The thing that's causing schools to close, businesses to shut their doors, families to be ordered to lockdown and wear special protective plastic glasses that sell for more than $20 (don't be an anti-glasser—ed).

Wait, where have we seen this before?

While the MSM and all their affiliates prattle on about the dangers of looking at the sun, as the moon crosses it, there are many, many more events of biblical proportion being pushed into the eclipse's shadow. That's why we've got GWU! covered this April with the 13 reasons you can't believe the lies or your eyes on the Solar Eclipse.