Hey just for one flicker of a second this morning I saw all these outragrous graphics and perhaps had an understanding of how the general public must see us.

Man we're a bunch of twisted bots. Especially since Seepy showed up and started throwing dust into the air for the pure thrill of it.

But I think it's clear now who the real troll is around here, the one who gets to comment on everything but he never has to say anything. The one who can take the most innocuous article and make it a whithering commentary on you, me and everybody else. Who else but our own Powell Gamil. The Troll De La Trolls. The Silent Troll.

Yes friends, beneath the shy and retiring demeanor lurks something more sinister than most people can possibly imagine: A SHY AND RETIRING ANARCHIST.

There are several things in life that are inherrantly dangerous: the skinny biker who has to fight everybody to prove he's big, the meth-head who has no talent for theivery (they must resort to murder) and a shy and retiring anarchist (they can subtly lampoon you to death and you don't even know it).

Doubt me foolish humans? You are already dead, you just don't know it yet. After all, you just looked at Dick Cheney's bare ass.