Reading this new IRS Code it would appear apparent that customers of hookers must file 1099’s for the services paid for when they paid $600.00 or more. However some hookers charge for a “half and half” so perhaps they can charge $300 for each half. Because the amount qualifying to file a 1099 on reported spending is so low “$600” it should be consider the Obama government might intend to use the 1099 information to invade the lives of private Citizens.

Historically Socialists like Obama after getting into government, thrive like cancer—targeting healthy economic markets and individuals with new and higher taxes and regulations to pay for their public programs, to make Citizens dependent on government. The proliferation of Socialists in the U.S. Congress, like REDS in other governments, will see their welfare programs collapse after they run out of Taxpayers’ money. Unfortunately America will also collapse. Obama is moving fast toward keeping his word when he stated he wanted to “level the playing field” for the people; apparently Obama meant destroying Free Enterprise, forcing on businesses unfathomable costs of forced health insurance, new and higher taxes and regulations that will inhibit investment and hiring new employees for decades. Obama like other Marxists, apparently believe bankrupting the middle class with taxes will transfer wealth to the workers. But historically socialists have always failed—workers can’t work for bankrupt employers.

This one I like. 1099s for McDonalds, for the baby sitter, for the nice old lady that watches your plants. We'll all have to carry around stacks of 1099 forms. Pretty soon there will be a Facebook button called "1099 Me!".

Pretty soon we'll need a form to get out of bed. You paid taxes on your bed as an OBJECT but you haven't yet paid USAGE TAXES on your bed. Oh yeah and I hope you remember to 1099 the bed manufacturer when you replace it.