5 Pathetic Groups That People Think Rule the World

06-28-2009 • Cracked.com

What conspiracy buffs are doing is taking any world event and retroactively declaring it to all be part of the Secret Plan. Economy booming? Of course, that's part of the secret plan to make the corporations control all wealth. Economy collapsing? Of course, that's part of the secret plan to destroy capitalism.

If it rains, it's because the Trilateralists want a flood. If it doesn't, it's because they want drought. And both are held up as proof after the fact, so as far as they're concerned, they've got proof out the ass.

1 Comments in Response to 5 Pathetic Groups That People Think Rule the World

Comment by Jet Lacey

Entered on: 6/28/2009 5:22:29 PM

I only started to read the article but Jeezus H. Kee-e-rist is it funny!

BTW: Not that you give even a modicum of a shit, but he Lizard Man on the top of the article is from my hometown of Plattsburgh, NY. I didn't find that out until I met him one time. He got a lot of his tattoos at the same place my wife got hers - Mad Pup's Tattoo. Also, he's really a nice person.

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