Following the Alex Soros blueprint, instead of talking up their accomplishments and future plans (oh, right), the trio laid into Trump over his conviction on 34 counts in his 'hush-money' trial (that was so absurd that top Democrats advised not bragging about it).

"Look, part of what has happened in the last several years is we've normalized behavior that used to be disqualified," said Obama. "The other spectacle of the nominee of one of the two major parties is sitting in court and being convicted by a jury of his peers on 34 counts. You have his foundation, it's not allowed to operate because it was engaging in monkey business and not actually philanthropic."

At one point Obama had to guide a confused Biden offstage.

The event comes one week after Trump hauled in roughly $27.5 million from three fundraisers in California and one in Las Vegas - where he pledged to defeat "crooked Joe Biden" in November, and return to the White House to pursue an "America First" policy that will minimize foreign intervention and secure the US border.

And while the Democrats partied for Biden, Trump was able to rock a Detroit crowd without the aid of a former president.

Though it seems like security at the Detroit Convention Center didn't do their job, so the Secret Service had to shut the place down and re-wand everyone.