And, as much as that's a giant April Fool's joke… It isn't. 

It's also Happy New Year! Not a joke, either. The real joke is that we have been fooled for centuries into thinking January 1st is the first day of every new year. (More in today's video) 

Something else that's not a joke is that Satan has already returned to Earth and is walking the streets of Castreau's Kanazuela and the United States of Rain Tax and Woketard Visibility as the arrival of the Antichrist draws near.

We've got a full solar eclipse happening on April 8th which will arrive 6 years, 6 months, 6 weeks, and 6 days after the last Great American Eclipse. This will followed by a "devil's comet" coming toward Earth. On the same day, CERN's Proton Synchrotron Booster will be reactivated, although it's already started warming up on March 22nd, or 3/22. And on the 10th, the Super Proton Synchrotron will be reactivated as well. 

No one is saying anything, of course. Except for all the official warnings and eclipse tips.

And, all the "special" signs and symbols. 

Like occultist Aleister "Great Beast 666" Crowley, who consulted the same astrologist as bankster JP Morgan and who claimed he first channeled an entity named Aiwass, whom he identified as Satan, on April 8, 1904. They remained in communication for three days or until the 10th. During that time, he was instructed to draw an X symbol. Oddly enough, April 8th is the day of the X Eclipse, which will have three rockets launched into it, possibly causing some "commutation disturbances". The second rocket will launch at 3:22 pm, the number associated with the Skull and Bones Society. The third rocket will be reportedly launched at 3:33pm, just to fit in the magic 33 of course.