There are likely certain words and phrases their algorithms seek out so they know which stories to slap down, so I'm going to replace the phrase cli**ate cha**e with the moniker "Stormin' Norman."

Example: After successfully assassinating brown paper grocery bags, the brain-dead greenie meanies now believe plastic bags cause Stormin' Norman.

Who knows? If we are lucky, we might dodge the knee of Big Tech on the throat of PJ Media for a minute and perhaps even make a buck or two for the PJ Media bourbon fund.

When your screechy, pinko-haired, non-binary sibling-in-law isn't busy gluing its unemployed cloven hooves to a museum painting, zhe is probably Greta-Thunberging zhir way around your house, calling out your vile light bulbs and planet-killing ceiling fan for its part in making the weather bad.