As if there is not enough going on out there to trouble your mind already, have you considered the distinct possibility that the current PINO – the president-in-name-only – and his crypto-fascist clique would not allow Donald Trump to take office again if the Bad Orange Man somehow won the nomination and then defied the odds (I give him 15%) to somehow go Full Grover Cleveland? Because there is a real chance they would not.

Crazy talk? Yeah, but the crazy talk came from the lying piehole of our dust puppet alleged chief executive. He shamelessly told us – like he shamelessly told us he fired that Ukrainian prosecutor as part of the Delaware Corleone crime club's corruptorama – that he absolutely would not let Trump take office again. Sure, he qualified it by claiming, in his own grammatically challenged way, that he would only employ "legitimate efforts of the Constitution," but we have seen that, among other things, his idea of the "legitimate efforts of the Constitution" " includes using his DOJ to frame the ex-president/his chief political rival. And keep in mind that Grandpa Badfinger – who has been giving speeches screeching about how you are a Nazi for not wanting to submit – frequently and turgidly fantasizes about the idea of unleashing the US military upon dissident Americans like you.

Fortunately, for real Americans at least, the senior leadership of the US military under this commander-in-creep is too busy literally leading each other around on leashes to suddenly break their 30-year losing streak of unwon wars via a civil one. But make no mistake – if Trump were to get nominated and win, they will do whatever they can to deny not just him but us the president we chose. And they will call that effort "protecting democracy."

Of course, we're a republic, but you get the point. Biden and those who support his stumbling efforts to turn America into Venezuela, except with more Venezuelans thanks to his erasure of our border, see us as morally incapable and morally unworthy of participating in our own governance. We are illegitimate, and therefore so are the electoral results of our participation in civic life. They want us to be obedient serfs, doing society's hard and dirty work – you can't expect Kaden or Ashleigh from Santa Monica to waste their gender studies degrees from the University of College doing a job that causes perspiration!