As a flock of starlings turning left or right in perfect mid-air unison, the entirety of the Judenpresse Armada -- following the lead of the front page of "the paper of record" in Manhattan-- has just turned on the stumbling, bumbling, mumbling actor in the skin mask we like to refer to as "Joe Biden." As more dirt about the money-grubbing, child molesting Biden Crime Family comes out -- thanks to the efforts of the new "Radical Right" Congress and other various investigators -- we expect the exposure to garner wall-to-wall "flood the zone" media coverage. The question which even beginning students of Conspiracy Theory Studies must surely be asking themselves at this point is this: What motive does the Fake News have for suddenly bailing on "Biden" like this?