Here's how the FDA sausage is really made, exemplified perfectly by the recent Pfizer whistleblower.

Pfizer Whistleblower Exposes Vaxx Trial Fraud

If you had a nickel for every time some bureaucrat or corporate news actor promised the COVID "vaccines"* are "safe and effective," you'd have a lot of fiat currency (spend it while you still can before inflation renders it valueless – or, better, convert it to an un-fuckable alternative like gold or Bitcoin).

*The COVID "vaccines" are not actual "vaccines," which stimulate the synthesis of targeted antibodies using pieces of dead viruses. Rather, the COVID "vaccines" are actually first-generation experimental gene therapies sponsored by Bill Gates. This is evidenced by the CDC's recent overnight editing of the official definition of "vaccine" to accommodate mRNA gene therapy.