In celebration of International Women's Day, Beijing Biden announced from the White House that the military is working hard on developing "maternity flight suits" so that soldiers who are pregnant can more easily float down into enemy territory while at war.

Immediately after forgetting where he even was along with the name of the general who was standing behind him, China Joe segued into bumbling through a teleprompter script about all the ways that the military is sexist against women, which supposedly drives them not to participate in military-industrial complex wargames.

"Some of it's relatively straight-forward work where we're making good progress designing body armor that fits women properly, tailoring combat uniforms for women, creating maternity flight suits, updating … updating requirements for their st [sic] … hairstyle," Hunter's dad mumbled slowly with many pauses and delays while he attempted to activate his brain.

"And some of it is going to take … an … uh, you know … and it's … and … an intensity, a purpose, and mission to really change the culture and habits that cause women to leave the military."

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