My forensic investigation started two weeks ago when I wrote a column about media hysteria called "Donald, You Ignorant Slut," and the column got passed around to various teetotaling members of the working press (the alcoholic ones were busy), all of whom sent me emails that started out, "YES BUT…"

I'm not talking about commentators and pundits and editorial writers. I'm talking about the daily grind reporters who won't quite admit that they do various sneaky takedowns of Donald Trump in their coverage.

But apparently, I was wrong. I repent.

I should have waited four more days so that I could read the column by Jim Rutenberg in The New York Times explaining that there's no media bias because all the rules of journalism have changed.

Damn, Jim, if you'd told me in advance, I could have saved Taki some money.