Oh DARPA, why oh why must y'all statist socipathic nerds be not solely relegated to being into cute and adorable things on 4CHAN, instead??

IBM researchers, led by Dharmendra S. Modha, have developed a programming language to enable the development of new sensory-based cognitive computing applications.The new software ecosystem supports all aspects of the programming cycle - from design through development, debugging and deployment -- and could enable a new generation of applications that mimic the brain's abilities for perception, action and cognition.