Are bath salts the prelude to a zombie apocalypse?

5/30/12 • the hals report

News of a zombie apocalypse is beginning to spread online and this writer is not surprised! I’m sure you’ve all heard the story about the naked man who was caught chewing on another mans face over the weekend in Miami? If you haven’t, it went something like this. On Saturday at 2pm, Miami police were responding to a shots fired call when they came across a naked man chewing on another mans face. When the responding officer ordered the man to back away, he looked at the police officer, growled like a dog and continued chewing on the mans face. In response, the officer shot the attacker, a 31 year old man named Rudy Eugene. Now, you may think this was just a freak occurrence, an unforgivable offense made by a man who was obviously mentally ill but this is not the case. In fact, since the mainstream media began reporting this story three days ago law enforcement officers have openly stated this is not the first case they have seen like this. Armando Aguilar, the head of the Miami Frate