Is this supposed to be an "AH, HA" moment? Where the hell has everyone been. Did someone die on "Days Of Our Lives"? Is Starbucks raping its underage female employees in public? Did Spears have sex with someone? (Where have I been. I feel as though I'm not being fairly treated. Who an I sue? Why am I being ignored and abused? Oh...my! what's a fellow to do?)