Man hit by six meteorites is being 'targeted by aliens'

07-28-2010 • Metro

And now, within the past month, another rock has hit the roof of his house, in defiance of all the odds - making it six strikes since the plague of meteorites began in 2007.

Experts at Belgrade University have confirmed that all the falling rocks he has handed over were meteorites. They are now trying to work out what exactly it is about his house that particularly attracts them. The strikes always happen when it is raining heavily, he says, never when there are clear skies.

2 Comments in Response to Man hit by six meteorites is being 'targeted by aliens'

Comment by Lucky Red

Entered on: 7/29/2010 5:54:35 AM

Oh, yeah, baby! Somebody forgot to wear his tinfoil hat to bed.

Comment by foundZero

Entered on: 7/28/2010 10:16:38 PM

OK people, oyasin, stand back. This is one of the reasons why Oyate was created, for just such a situation like this.

See we're totally useless for normal purposes but once or twice in a generation our special powers become apparent. Now let me do my magic for this man because we can tell that he is indeed afflicted by extra-terrestrial influences so here we go, these are the words we have kept secret for generations:

HEY! YOU UP THERE! KNOCK IT OFF! QUIT IT! ENOUGH ALREADY! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS MORONS OR SOMETHING? WE'RE TRYING LIVE LIVES DOWN HERE. DON'T EVEN MAKE ME OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOP ASS ON YOU. CHILD I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS.

Thus having protected human kind for another generation, I resume my usual schedule of intoxicants. See you in another hundred years or so.

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