Seepy Seepy peepy

got some money and he went to town and got hisself a bottle and they threw him down now he sleeps in the gutter and he's all alone.

Seepy, Seepy peepy, somebody carry him home.

You know what I am a genius we could totally corner that market IF people trust you enough to send them their kids away from oil in the ocean and to you saying you're gonna sell them. Ernest could get behind this plan right, free enterprise, private business making money and all that libertarian noise.

Internet predator? Say that's not a bad idea! Hey, I could start a warehouse, get into the "human slavery" thing, probably make a bundle! Seepy this is an idea that could work. We could wholesale kids, sell 'em by the pound. Got so much money, here's a kid. Got half that  much, here's half a kid.

We could sell them on Ebay.

In this day and age, human life is cheap. We just gotta postion ourselves ahead of the market.

Seepy yer a genius!

Wait did Oyate just tell people to send him their children? Man internet predators are getting bold these days.

OK now I have a desperate warning to you all.

If you know anybody within 200 miles of the gulf coast, we, your brothers, are urging you to get the f*ck out of there. Ift  you can't, send the kids to spend the summer with ANYBODY ELSE BUT YOU.

 Jet is about to bust out with some science from Lindsey, one of our chief sources of intel but I TELL YOU IN TRUTH, SOME OF US ARE TAKING OUR OWN MEASUREMENTS and it's even worse.

Brothers and sisters I cannot put this more emphatically, GET ALL OF THE CHILDREN AND ALL OF THE WOMEN OUT OF THERE NOW.

I'm Oyate. I have a humble house but just pile them on and I'll figure out what to do with them.

Die Daily, I find no sub-forum for me to say this but I admire you, I thought your poem about Renzulli was Pulitzer prize material and I consider you 

And I don't mean to stop. Life to you. And I have smoked tobacco and sent you every one of our 4 Directions. And I confer now my blessing upon you and your house.

And if you can't feel the positive effects of this now, you get free hot dogs at my cart and so will your women and children forevermore.

We might Die Daily my friend but we will prosper life.