Comment by Keith Cyrnek

Entered on: 7/9/2010 9:21:09 AM

I thank my government everyday to keep me safe, happy and healthy.

Comment by Powell Gammill

Entered on: 7/9/2010 9:36:21 AM

Wow, clearly Comedy Central / The Daily Show are supporters of Photo Enforcement. I wondered what the delay was.  And seeing the footage used, and that not used.  Wow.  OK, Shawn, if you really do have a copy of the raw footage time to release your own version.

Comment by Psychictaxi

Entered on: 7/9/2010 11:16:17 AM

I like our John Stuart WAY better than this hack!  I admit, he's funny here & there, but the unfunny parts are just too painful to bear actually WATCHING his show - I guess it's all the more reason to KILL UGLY TELEVISION!

God Bless Frank Zappa!

I'm The Slime by Frank Zappa
I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't go for help . . . no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks . . .
Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin' room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

 

Comment by Nunya

Entered on: 7/9/2010 1:22:51 PM

 That was disappointing!  Yeah, Shawn, break out the footage!!