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Senator Chris Romer most underhanded, dirty politician in Colorado

This week, Colorado State Senator Chris Romer proved himself more cunning and underhanded than Blackbeard the pirate.  Romer shamed Al Capone.  Chris Romer outgunned Bonnie and Clyde.  Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid couldn’t pull off a train robbery any better than Romer. When it comes to the Good, Bad and Ugly out of an Eastwood movie—Chris Romer proves the ugliest and the baddest of them all. Romer equals Benedict Arnold of the 21st century.


Of course, Romer rounded up a cast of shady “Hole in the Wall Gang” characters to accomplish his crime.  While the lone Republican Ted Harvey, who would have vetoed SB09-170 to give illegal aliens in-state tuition, visited his ailing father in Florida-- Romer hastily gathered his own gang.  It consisted of  ring leader Senator “Shoot Laws on Sight” Tapia.   Also in the circle, Romer added Senator “Aunt Bee” Williams who resembles Mayberry RFD, but can’t bake a cherry pie.  Romer engaged Senator “Bob Barker” Bacon too old to play golf and out of touch with 2009, but still able to pull off the heist of our laws. Romer grabbed Senator “Out of Touch” Hodge for a pancake breakfast at 7:30 a.m. at the capitol to swindle Colorado taxpayers.  Senator “Save the Criminal Illegals” Sandoval couldn’t help vote to usurp our U.S. Constitution and degrade the Colorado Constitution which she swore on a Bible to uphold.  And, like Eastwood in “Dirty Harry,” Romer strode to the podium, shot the Colorado Constitution and the U.S. Constitution between the eyes—and laughed at the dead corps of the law. 


Instead of standing up to criminal aliens in the State of Colorado, Romer rewarded them with not only the keys to stay in Colorado, but promises for jobs once they ‘graduated’ from our colleges with ‘affirmative action degrees’ compliments of Colorado taxpayers.


During the “Crime of the Decade” in Colorado, Peter “The Lone Ranger” Boyles attempted to save our state by broadcasting the actual crime taking place.  Boyles rode his silver bullet into the capitol, stuck a microphone into the proceedings and groaned at the anarchy he heard.


Senator “Roy Rogers” King and Senator “Hop-along-Cassidy” Kopp, standing up for all Coloradans and the rule of law, asked Romer how he could justify adding a $265 million tax burden with his criminal alien in-state tuition bill.  They pointed out that SB09-170 violated federal laws and would cost Colorado taxpayers even more money when out-of-state students sued for the same privileges afforded out-of-country illegal aliens receiving in-state tuition. 


Romer replied in a smarmy, yet condescending voice, “We must think of the future as these kids enter the workforce.”


Once again, Senator “Lie until I die” Romer forgot that criminal aliens can never legally work in Colorado or anywhere in the United States.


But once Senator “False Testimony” Romer finished his charade, his gang voted for the bill up the party line.  The same group would have voted Bonnie and Clyde innocent of wrongdoing and Al Capone a national hero. They would have invited Butch and Sundance to dinner for robbing the train.  All of them would have voted Lee Van Cliff their favorite ‘bad’ guy because they thought him a cute desperado.


The “Soft as a Charmin” Democrats denied manipulating the schedule.  At that moment, a Pinocchio puppet in Italy grew his nose longer than the Goodyear blimp!  Had Senator Harvey been in Denver, instead of caring for his family members, the bill would have died with a 5 to 5 vote.


Committee chairman Senator “Shoot Laws on Sight” Tapia, D-Pueblo, said the tuition bill was moved up to help clear out a backlog caused by delays in balancing the state budget.   If you believe that, I can sell you 100,000 acres of Arctic tundra, as a housing development!


Not mentioned in the proceedings, Colorado suffers a $1.4 billion shortfall thus far in 2009.  It features horrific corruption from a 500,000 to 700,000 criminal alien population in the state.  It suffers total costs of $1.2 billion annually paying for criminal aliens as to education, medication and incarceration.


The Appropriations Committee should consider the financial implications of the bill. “Since fiscal analysts have said the tuition measure won't cost the state money, there was no reason to wait for a vote,” Romer said.


After the vote, the entire Democrat “Hole in the Wall Gang” yukked it up in the halls, slapped each other on the back, and like Robert De Niro in the movie “Al Capone” took a ball bat to the back of the head of the Colorado taxpayer and our Constitution.


Colorado suffers 265,000 unemployed and living on food stamps, overcrowded schools, bankrupting hospitals, exploding prisons, empty food banks, 12,000 criminal alien gang members, entrenched corruption from employers, drunk criminal aliens killing Colorado citizens, car thefts, thousands of anchor babies and worse. 


My question to “Lie till I die” Romer and his gang:  if 500,000 criminal aliens in Colorado can get away with anarchy through immunity, how about one million or two million?  How about giving their children in-state tuition? How about looking ahead to see California’s fiscal chaos and massive state debt caused by four million illegal criminal aliens?


As Eastwood said in “Dirty Harry”, “Well punk, did he shoot six shots or only five?  You got to ask yourself, do you feel lucky, well do ya’ punk?”


If Romer’s “Hole in the Wall Gang” succeeds, Colorado and the U.S. Constitution lose along with every legal American citizen.




You may advise Chris Romer at: Chris.Romer.senate@state.co.us  and Joe Miklosi at Joe@JoeMiklosi.com

Call Governor Ritter’s office: 303 866 2471 and tell him how you feel about in-state tuition for illegal aliens.

For more information and how to stop in-state tuition bill: 

Senator Dave Schultheis: dave@daveschultheis.com

Senator Scott Renfroe: Scott.Renfroe.senate@state.co.us

Senator Mike Kopp: Mike.Kopp.senate@state.co.us

Rep Kent Lambert: rep.kent.lambert@comcast.net


Frosty Wooldridge has bicycled across six continents – from the Arctic to the South Pole – as well as six times across the USA, coast to coast and border to border.  In 2005, he bicycled from the Arctic Circle, Norway to Athens, Greece.  He presents “The Coming Population Crisis in America: and what you can do about it” to civic clubs, church groups, high schools and colleges.  He works to bring about sensible world population balance at www.frostywooldridge.com