Let's see, what are the fake news highlights that the fact-checkers are screaming about this week? Because you know when a fact checker gets really, really riled up, it must be true. Like those birds who fake an injury to attract attention and lure interested parties away from their nest.

1. A masonic cannibal named Barbeque is the new crime minister of Haiti

Not that there's anything wrong with cannibals, and if you disagree you're a racist. Just like you're homophobic if you believe there are only 2 genders. And anti-semitic if you talk about the global mafia. 

Let's see, what are you if you're against pedophiles? Oh yes, a Nazi facist, because according to Google's AI no one can control who they're attracted to. Which I suppose is the dilemma of minor-attracted persons like Bill and Killary who have a longstanding love affair with Haiti's voodoo and black magic baby sacrifice and child trafficking system. 

But I'm getting distracted. Because Barbeque's owners are way above the Clinton pair's pay grade and security clearance in the Cult. That's right, the real people behind the Haiti coup are… drumroll please… The JEWS! (More about this in today's video)