Originally published via Armageddon Prose:

Whenever I report on RFK Jr. these days, integrity compels to offer with commensurate humility the caveat that I fell for the hype — even at the advanced age of 36, having followed the political shitshow for decades and having watched countless duplicitous politicians' masks ripped off to reveal the degenerate abyss underneath.

Thus far, Rep. Ron Paul is the only man to play this filthy game — which he has for decades — who has never wavered from his professed belief or been exposed as a fraud. As far as I can tell, he's a national treasure, but even that gift horse I won't look too closely in the mouth for fear of what cavities might lie within.

Anyway, it leaked into the media last month that RFK Jr. had flown on the infamous Lolita Express back in '93 to, in his rendition of events, "visit his mom for Easter."

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Ah, the old "just visiting my mom for Easter" routine, Bobby, you naughty boy! Would the nuns at your elite Jesuit alma mater Georgetown Prep have bought that line?