Today in "further proof that inflation is making it difficult for people to afford a single, solitary meal" news...

Just days after announcing a promotion where someone who legally changes their name to "Subway" will receive free sandwiches for life from the chain of the same name, the response has been overwhelming.

Nearly 10,000 people have already volunteered to legally change their names to "Subway" within 96 hours of the company's announcement of the promotion, according to a new report from NBC.