Environmentalists have no shame or sense and farmers around the world are, forget the pitchforks, "setting hay bales ablaze and dumping manure on motorways," report April Roach, Tracy Withers, Jen Skerritt, and Agnieszka de Sousa for Bloomberg.

Never mind that food prices have spiked around the world. For instance, grocery prices are up 13 percent in the US this year. The Dutch government said it would buy out as many as three thousand of the biggest emitters (farmers) in a voluntary one-time offer. While the weather turns cold and gas supplies become scarce the green gang in Holland is setting aside €24.3 billion ($25.6 billion) to fund the transition. "Those who refuse will be forced out of business," reports Bloomberg.

Bloomberg's quartet of reporters doesn't say what the government will do with the land once they seize it, but you can detect their point of view with this, "Intensive farming—and decades of official inaction—have devastated biodiversity in the Netherlands, forcing the government to impose drastic measures."

"Devastated biodiversity?" This is food we're talking about. Something humans require. Mother nature deals farmers enough bad hands, what with droughts, floods, fires, and pests. Now, the heavy hand of government believes it must get rid of cows because, well, they fart and urinate.

"From farm to fork, the food system generates about 31 percent of global greenhouse gas emissions," the Bloomberg quartet explains.

"Cows and sheep emit planet-warming methane simply by digesting food; their manure and urine are a source of nitrogen oxide which, in large volumes, throws ecosystems off kilter."