Or is that Chinese hackers? Or maybe North Koreans? Meh, whatever. Details, shmetails!

The point is that the threat posed by these shadowy cyber warriors (whoever they may be) is so great that no amount of foaming-at-the-mouth, hyperbolic, end-of-days catastrophism from the TV talking heads and Twittering blue checkmarks and think tanking deep staters is too much.

Yes, the Chinese are infiltrating our corporations' computer systems in order to steal all of our industrial secrets! How else could you possibly explain the fact that the fearsome Chinese military boasts so much refurbished American technology?

And yes, the Russkies are hacking into the power grid. How else could you possibly explain the fact that power outages are increasingly common in the Western world?

And of course the North Koreans are hacking Hollywood! How else could you possibly explain the absolute dreck that is being pumped down the public's throat in the name of "entertainment" these days?