Currently being offered in select markets in Missouri and Tennessee, with the hope to branch out so everyone can enjoy their newly customized prison cell.

This wonderful smart home rewards program can get you everything from a google nest thermostat and video doorbell, all the way up to the indoor surveillance cameras! All that's required is a minimum purchase of $150,000 home and you can get between $699 – $2014 off this spying bundle of joy. The only thing necessary, aside from purchasing a home and submitting all of the required documentation for the smart home rewards, is that you must use a real estate agent that Opcity Inc. (a subsidiary of realtor.com's operator, Move Sales, Inc.) or Move Sales, Inc. hooks you up with, and the installation must be done by their chosen third party – OnTech Smart Services (a subsidiary of Dish Network Corp.)

Just take a look at this exciting bundle you could get. From smart locks to lock you in or out, thermostats and temperature sensors to adjust when you've surpassed your monthly energy rations, a video doorbell to capture all your closest friends and neighbors, your own special router you're going to need for your daily instructions and access to work in the virtual world, an indoor camera for full observation into your cell, and we can't forget the hub that connects and controls it all remotely, in one convenient location. Gosh, it all sounds so "convenient" it's almost too good to be true.

By design, this is for your "convenience" and "safety" because no one should have to manually adjust their thermostat, especially when smart meters can detect the energy usage and a smart thermostat can be controlled remotely to just shut everything off when there's unnecessary energy being used. Who needs heat or air conditioning anyway?