Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla on Monday said his company will have a vaccine specifically made for the Omicron variant by March.

The top five symptoms of Omicron include: headache, runny nose, fatigue, sneezing and sore throat.

Two years ago a swig of Nyquil would have taken care of symptoms like this.

Now the megalomaniacs at Big Pharma have colluded with Big Media to convince the hypochondriacs into taking endless vaccines.

"We are working on a new version of our vaccine. A version that will be effective against Omicron as well," Albert Bourla said to CNBC's Meg Tirre on "Squawk Box" on Monday.

He continued, "The hope is that we will achieve something that will have way, way better protection against infection…"

Bourla said the new and improved vaccine (jab # 4) will be ready in March.

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