How dare they!

I have a few observations about that.

The first is that Hope Hicks doesn't need the Times to make her look pretty, and no amount of whimpering about it from you, or anybody else will change that. She is, without question, a beautiful young woman, whom people everywhere—with the possible exception of you and your ugly liberal step-sisters—enjoy looking at. She is imbued with an impressive poise and grace that any female might well wish to possess. Sorry, Alexandria, but there isn't any more politically correct way to say it.

But I'm basically an anthropologist by persuasion, which brings up an interesting phenomenon, a glittering facet of reality, you might say, that you would probably rather not think too much about. The incontrovertible fact is that conservative and libertarian females are generally much more attractive, even well into middle age, than their progressive or socialist counterparts. For a double handful of examples, consider the "girls" of FOX News; I call them the "Barbies" but I mean it with admiration and affection.