"As we fumbled upon the bed, I remember debating my next 'move' as if it were a chess game," said Sen. Cory "Spartacus" Booker in the column. "With the 'Top Gun' slogan ringing in my head, I slowly reached for her breast. After having my hand pushed away once, I reached my 'mark.'"

Booker admittedly ignored his female friend's rejection before moving forward in his column called "So Much for Stealing Second." Apparently "no" means "yes" in Booker's mind.