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WATCH: Mitt Romney Was Almost Normal On Letterman's Top 10 Last Night
• www.businessinsider.comList below, vid below that.
“Top Ten Things Mitt Romney Would Like To Say To The American People.”
No. 10: “Isn’t it time for a president who looks like a 1970s game show host?”
No 9: “What’s up, gangstas - it’s the M-I-Double-Tizzle.”
No. 8: “ Have no proof, but I have a feeling Canada is planning something.”
No. 7: “Actually, I’m only here to meet Tom Cruise.”
No. 6: “Live from New York, it’s Saturday night!!!
No. 5: “My new cologne is now available at Macy’s. It’s ‘Mitt-stified.’”
No. 4: “I just used all my campaign money to buy a zoo with Matt Damon.”
No. 3: “I can do a lot, but even I can’t fix the Indianapolis Colts.”
No. 2: “Newt Gingrich? Really?”
No. 1: “It’s a hairpiece.”