I come to Freedom's Phoenix to get away from EXACTLY this kind of shit-bag story. 

I just can't stop tripping over Tiger stories:

http://www.esquire.com/the-side/opinion/tiger-woods-accident-updates-legacy-120109

OK, I wasn't going to post this, bit for those who care:

http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/sports/BO131014/

http://www.usmagazine.com/