Unhygienic German men voted the worst in bed and Spanish men voted best

10-04-2009

First the good news. English men make better lovers than the Germans.

Now the bad news. We are trailing behind the rest of the world when it comes to the language of love.

What was it that led 15,000 well-travelled women to come to such an ignominious conclusion? The famous English reserve, perhaps, or maybe the equally well known trend for bad teeth?

Sex scores: German men have been voted the world's worst lovers thanks to their unhygienic habits and English chaps came second for their lazy lovemaking

No, it turns out that Englishmen are too lazy - while the Germans are 'too smelly'.

The survey, carried out by global research website OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their talent in the bedroom and give reasons for their answers.

English men were criticised for 'letting women do all the work'.

Swedish men were 'too quick to finish', Dutchmen too rough and Americans too dominating. Greeks were deemed 'soppy'.

However, some consolation can be taken from the Welsh and Scottish making the lousy lover list as well. Men from Wales were considered selfish and those from north of the border too loud.

ho would've thought the Scots were better lovers than the English, or even Swedes for that matter.'

WORLD'S WORST LOVERS	WORLD'S BEST LOVERS
1. Germany (too smelly)	1. Spain
2. England (too lazy)	2. Brazil
3. Sweden (too quick)	3. Italy
4. Holland (too dominating)	4. France
5. America (too rough)	5. Ireland
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)	6. South Africa
7. Wales (too selfish)	7. Australia
8. Scotland (too loud)	8. New Zealand
9. Turkey (too sweaty)	9. Denmark
10. Russia (too hairy)	10. Canada