So there went the intrepid Luke Rudowski, I imagine him wearing a pith helmet in this version, his pointy nose pointing the way to freedom? Nope, we're doing Indiana Jones on this one. We're gonna uncover dark secrets. Everybody on the internet wants to know what's in the box. What's in the box? The blue and white cube. Tell us Luke but BEWARE THE CURSE OF THE DEMON GARGOYLES. Almost like first-person archeology. Discovering together the ugly shit we all heard about but haven't what yet? Delved into? Seen evidence of? Indulged in viewing? Hey Luke, what's the equivalent of the Dead Sea Scrolls in this version? We find some porno tapes under the bathroom seat? And somehow with the instant internet, this has become like a video game. First-person. Careful young people, there are places where you don't want to go. And there are things you don't want to see and there are people you don't want to meet.