And why wasn't he tackled, tazed, pepper sprayed and arrested for daring to touch the King's man?!  Because he is the King's man.  Rank hath its privilege---next time phone ahead and you'll get the VIP escort past the rabble.  "We didn't know you were coming."-- Jan

Number 7:  We have a CONgressman complaining about us whacking his balls! 

Big Jan: Call the CIA.  We need another underwear bomber to justify the big squeeze.