School District Offering Drug Testing Kits To Parents 08-19-2011 • pittsburgh.cbslocal.com A local school district is offering take home drug tests to parents.
"Johnny, are you using drugs?"
"No, mom. I'd never."
"Well, we'll soon see,you lyin' little bastard! You're takin" this damn drug test, and that's final!"
"But..."
"By the way, we trust you...And, you can come to us for anything."