Elementary students feel breast implants
• NBC12.comSome angry Henrico parents are demanding answers after their kids were allowed to feel a breast implant at school It was all a part of Shady Grove Elementary's Career Day last Friday, but some parents feel things went a bit too far.
On the other hand, I have often thought . . . sometimes thought . . . the thought occurred to me once; how much happier a place the world would be if breast implants came pre-fitted with those little squeaker thingies they put in dog toys.
Think about it: imagine people (myself included) falling off of park benches laughing whenever an "enhanced" jogger went bouncing by.