And folks, don't forget to stock up on Ned The Head's Tactical Toothcare Kits (TTKs), now on after-Christmas sale. It comes complete with tactical toothbrush, tactical dental floss, tactical toothpaste, tactical toothpicks and a handy little tactical dental mirror all packed in a handy tactical pouch. Don't get caught on deployment without clean teeth and a healthy smile. Order now, operators are standing by!

I need one for... my... MOTORCYCLE! Yeah, that's the ticket.  For my motorcycle.  No other reason.  Really.