Another great business idea from Ned The Head: an airline catering exclusively to the new breed of sophisticated air travelers: depraved exhibitionists and their fetishistic observers. 

See, the TSA only sets the tone for the wild ride ahead. We're talking destination-to-destination nudity and groping where everybody is involved. We're gonna put the pleasure and glamor back into air travel with this new twist, effectively turning the TSA and all those tax dollar to work for US. And no, this time US don't include nobody's Uncle.

It spins off into the usual marketable properties and reality shows focusing on self-destructive narcissists who are addicted to the lifestyle. The timing is great for this product, get on board now! Don't say old Neddy didn't give you the chance!