Tall, tall story-telling!

Benny, my right side neighbor was scared of overpopulation in his backyard the other day where he held a dinner-dance party for the sixtenth birthday of their grandson. There was an immigration invasion from the neighborhood, he complained. He said it reminded him of illegal aliens that jumped the border fence into his not too wide yard and overcrowded all the space available. Not only that, those illegal immigrant gate-crushers that invaded his backyard ate almost all the food on the table, and consumed all the bottled drinking water after they emptied all the soda and beer cans and got really drunk! Benny couldn’t decide whether he should call President Obama in Indonesia for help or 911.

But that was no worse than the frightening experience of Luis, my backside neighbor who lived in an old two-storey house. Their kitchen, sala and bedroom were invaded by swarm of ants and roaches that came out from nowhere when the rain came. Luis and his family had to evacuate and live in a nearby hotel for more than two days after they were expelled by the crawling invaders that showed up and overcrowded their residential abode and when the pest-control brigade sprayed poison all over the house.

The overcrowding pests lay dead on the floor. They were not all dead because they hatched their eggs and multiply faster than China’s new bullet train, the pest-killers warned Luis but my distraught neighbor was assured that the invaders’ rapid exponential increase since the rain came, was controlled, until the poison wears out. Luis almost cried when he asked me to help him find a buyer of his house even when at this time the real estate market is at rock bottom.

I think this kind of extermination control – to reduce the population of rodents, pests, or humans – is what is in the mind of this author when he complains about immigration invasion and overpopulation in Haiti, India, China, Mexico, America and Bangladesh [read his nightmare above]. He is a little bit weird but he speaks the truth about what’s happening in our neighborhood..!

Yeah ..! I tell you, you've got to kill them to reduce their number -- those exponentially multiplying population of rodents, roaches and humans that pretty soon will be overcrowding available space on this planet ... eat up the food we could produce from land and sea, and consume all our renewable solar energy when the sun would soon stop to shine, use all our electricity when the wind stops to blow, when plants cease to grow, and the rain would stop falling from the sky, our lakes, rivers and the likes of Niagara Falls would run dry. While waiting for all these to happen, would you please call an ambulance for this author?

 By the way, Pinocchio’s nose has over-extended to considerable length for too much lying in this Article. This pissed off author is still in the pit of rage against the exponential increase of population everywhere, and also his anger is directed to many observers that exposed his fantasy to save the world from overcrowding. Disconnecting dots and escape from reality are getting worse. Lying is more frequent, and becoming more juvenile. For instance, the "infamous people of Easter Island …overpopulated themselves to extinction..." This is an atrocious lie.

First, it is not true that the people of the Polynesian Island of Papa Nui are "infamous". The truth is, they were famous because of their cultural heritage. Second, their statues called Moai in Ahu Tongariki were world famous, and third, the island is well-known as the bellybutton of the world.

There is no population extinction in Papa Nui due to population explosion !#*!!!.

Here see for yourself …http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Island.

The author who hates America is hiding his rage behind immigration and overpopulation mania as his scapegoat. He attributes the cause of any event of destructions and misery to this punching bag. The people of Papa Nui whom he disgraced, are still there. He shouldn’t invent a story that maligned them, especially when his delusional mind fantasized that those inhabitants "overpopulated themselves to extinction", which is too far removed from reality.

To this panicking writer, any tragedy is immigration-overpopulation caused. The Salvadorian plane crash on top of the snow-covered Himalayas forced the survivors to eat the bodies of their dead co-passengers and stayed alive for more than two months until their dramatic rescue seen by millions all over the world through television footages. Cannibalism did not happen in this forsaken part of the world because there was an immigration and overpopulation problem there.

Knock, knock, Frosty. FP.com will not run out of space even if your crappy articles overcrowd the front page. FP.com will not close because you overcrowd the pages. Perhaps it will disappear only if the CIA raid all websites in the Internet and round up all publishers and throw them to jail, including Ernie. But until then, your overcrowding bug doesn’t work, and won’t do you any good. The possibility of this crap happening today or tomorrow is like the possibility of planet Earth getting overcrowded in 290 millions years, if you start counting time starting today! Knock, knock! Wake up!