Can your iPhone do this? (for $50)
• www.sovereignman.comiPro E71 , China’s answer to the Nokia E71 smart phone. Aside from having dual SIM card capacity, a built in TV-tuner (able to pick up FOXNews here in Colombo), a longer battery life, and weighing a bit less, the Chinese version costs less than $50.
A cheap cellphone might not have enough shielding to keep from irradiating your "guys down below"...you think a Chinese manufacturer would care? Yeah...not!