Vampires in Colorado?
• kdvr FOX 31If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado's Grand Valley which would explain why she crashed her car.
If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado's Grand Valley which would explain why she crashed her car.
HOLY CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE
FOUR FOUR POSTS BY MEEE ON THE FRONT PAGE
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gee i know i wasnt there or my mate what gives vampires do exist except in the mind of simpletons
Did...did that guy just say he is a vampire?
I used to be a vampire. Could turn myself into a bat, fly around, bite people. It was a job.
What happened in Fruita, Colo. is happening to all of us. We see a vampire on the road. Millions believed it was Obama. Through Congress, we pulled the economy in reverse, and now we are spinning down the road into a canal similar to a car crash that traumatized this woman in
Fruita,
Colo. The only difference is that the woman didn’t experience a bite in the neck. We have a fang in the neck, and our blood money is being sucked dry. Soon we will all become a population of the living dead. Nothing can the Sheriffs do about it!