Somali Pirates Say They Are Subsidiary of Goldman Sachs
• Borowitz ReportEleven indicted Somali pirates dropped a bombshell in a U.S. court today, revealing that their entire piracy operation is a subsidiary of banking giant Goldman Sachs. Could Make Prosecution Difficult, Experts Say.
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