I can't believe that more people aren't calling health care reform "Kopechne Care" because if they pass it, not only will it will drive the whole nation off a bridge, we'll be both underwater and left to die.

 Good for the Men in Black!  I hope they used their facers set to stunned...

It's time to put an end to all the Town Hall Drama and the drag queens that are carrying out the spectacle.  Put 'em all in jail and waterboard them 186 times a day since that's not torture or anything...

 I think you mean "phazers", grammer-slug.